A Roman Rumble: An Adult Panto

Sunday 20 December 2026

Doors 7pm • Show Start 8pm

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  • 18+

Welcome to Ancient Rome…

Where the emperor is unhinged, the public bogs are filthy, and absolutely nobody is behaving appropriately.

When Cleopatra catches the eye of the hopelessly romantic Mark Antony, chaos erupts across the empire.

With a power-hungry Caligula spiralling out of control, the Oracle predicting disaster, and Auntie Bidet desperately trying to keep the public toilets from becoming a crime scene, Rome is heading for total collapse.

Packed with outrageous comedy, filthy innuendo, big musical numbers, audience interaction, and enough scandal to make Caesar blush, A Roman Rumble is a fast, chaotic, adults-only pantomime where no dignity survives intact.

Hail Caesar!